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Sweep

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63-0 was the final in Champaign, IL last Saturday. The worst defeat for the Illini in school history. Seems fitting for this year’s Hawkeye squad who has a very Sammy Sosa like approach (tip of the cap to the Commish)….they pound weak to mediocre teams, but just can’t get it done against above average to […]

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Santa

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Despite what retailers think, its taboo talking about Santa before Turkey Day (respect Thanksgiving people, if your Christmas light are up at this moment, your property tax bill just increased 50%). But after last week’s excruciating result of losing our 3rd straight to the Nerds and now facing Illinois led by gray beard Lovie Smith, […]

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Revenge ON the Nerds

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PU. Yes those are Purdue’s initials, and the stench of their home base, but it’s the best description of Iowa’s late game performances in their 3 losses. I’ll put my OCD on the sidelines here, to avoid dwelling on another blown game outside of this comments: the Hawks are 1-7 in the Big Ten play the last 2 […]

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Now

Need You More Than Ever

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The Iowa Hawkeyes needed a clean game, primarily a clean game from the QB position, to win in Happy Valley. Excruciatingly, none of that happened, not close. The Hawkeye offense was as clean as Pamela Anderson, and yet another big stage opportunity is urinated down the black and gold pants. But here’s the deal: the […]

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Bats

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Maryland’s football team could have been populated with dudes carrying baseball bats from Sammy Sosa’s closet and the Hawkeyes still would have pounded them. The 23-0 victory last Saturday was one of the most dominate defensive performances of the Ferentz era: a shutout, only 39 plays ran, and 116 total yards allowed. So after October […]

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The Dude

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Duuuude, that Hawkeye Offense is evolving into the one we’ve dreamed of: aggressive and finally taking advantage of teams stacking the box and blitzing non-stop. Maybe Iowa hasn’t had to the dudes in prior years to make the opposition pay. But stop living in the past like a Nebraska fan. In 2018 we have dudes […]

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Thirty-One

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Bacon good. The rowin the boat rodents are allergic to bacon which was proven out by the Hawkeyes 48-17 (sans 2 Hawk gifts that should have been the score) victory in Minneapolis last weekend. Floyd loves IC, we love Floyd in IC. The bronze pig loves the U-bar and if it still existed he’d have […]

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Not Ready

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Not ready at all….to accept that Wisconsin is better than Iowa. The Hawkeyes delivered that game on sliver platter with Stanley Cup white gloves to the Badgers, which sets Iowa 2 games back of their nemesis. But with 3 turnovers to the Badgers none and only 3 points via 2 voyages to the Badger 5 […]

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The 80s

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The Iowa Hawkeyes are 3-0. With Iowa State as Iowa’s best non-conference game, the Hawkeyes should be 3-0. The first three games were not Cindy Crawford more like Jim Belushi…..not Animal House Belushi, Taking Care of Business Belushi. The Animal version will be released in game #4 versus the neighbor who stole our script, our […]

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