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lebowkski1

The Dude

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Duuuude, that Hawkeye Offense is evolving into the one we’ve dreamed of: aggressive and finally taking advantage of teams stacking the box and blitzing non-stop. Maybe Iowa hasn’t had to the dudes in prior years to make the opposition pay. But stop living in the past like a Nebraska fan. In 2018 we have dudes […]

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Miller

Thirty-One

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Bacon good. The rowin the boat rodents are allergic to bacon which was proven out by the Hawkeyes 48-17 (sans 2 Hawk gifts that should have been the score) victory in Minneapolis last weekend. Floyd loves IC, we love Floyd in IC. The bronze pig loves the U-bar and if it still existed he’d have […]

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spicoli

Not Ready

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Not ready at all….to accept that Wisconsin is better than Iowa. The Hawkeyes delivered that game on sliver platter with Stanley Cup white gloves to the Badgers, which sets Iowa 2 games back of their nemesis. But with 3 turnovers to the Badgers none and only 3 points via 2 voyages to the Badger 5 […]

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PI

The 80s

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The Iowa Hawkeyes are 3-0. With Iowa State as Iowa’s best non-conference game, the Hawkeyes should be 3-0. The first three games were not Cindy Crawford more like Jim Belushi…..not Animal House Belushi, Taking Care of Business Belushi. The Animal version will be released in game #4 versus the neighbor who stole our script, our […]

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Cocktails

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Hawkeye State. Hawkeye Greatness. Both of these statements taste as a good as a Brian Flanagan cocktail (enjoyed a few of those after torturing Iowa State). Like young Flanagan, the Hawkeyes are far from perfect (ehem Offense). But like a Flanagan toast, there is greatness involved, hello Hawkeye Defense. Iowa’s defensive line is tied for […]

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Family Vacation

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Play poorly and win by 26. That’s like walking into prom with a booger hanging out and walking out with the prom queen. The Hawkeyes are 1-0 with all rust removed and now properly greased to smack little brother around. Now little bro from Lames, has a new haircut, bought some new clothes and maintains […]

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KirkMullet

Mull(et) This Over

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It’s back baby. The cool morning breeze, and the justification (recommendation) for adult beverages prior to 8am on Saturday means college football has returned. The beloved Hawkeyes kick off the 2018 season with mild expectations and continue to by led by college football’s finest man (in terms of both character and looks per his high […]

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Buddy

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December 25th is in the rear view mirror, yet the Christmas themes have a strong hangover effect. With the Hawkeyes bowl game at Yankeee Stadium in the Bronx later today, I’m reminded of when Buddy the Elf arrived in New York City – He ate gum off of subway railings, he was hit by taxi cabs, and […]

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Evolution

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Pa-thetic. Happy Thanksgiving all. I’m thankful for many people and many things including not having to witness the Iowa-Purdue game live last Saturday. No innovation, no adjustments, and no evalution from Hawkeye coaching staff. When you don’t give your players a chance (like running 90% of the time on 1st down when the opposition has […]

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